I always wondered what a silent Hell sounded like....now I know.
Where'd everybody go?
*listens to crickets chirping and pins dropping*
Where'd everybody go?
*listens to crickets chirping and pins dropping*
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Crickets in Hell
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 Ojame |
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Posts: 140 10/15/08 06:38
The wild one in disguise
DN's Djinn |
  
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Lord Fireforge |
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Posts: 1652 10/17/08 12:01 Hotfingers Fireforge |
Hey ya OJ, I know how ya feel at least to the sound any way. hehehehe, and them dam crickets are kill'in me. We need ta send out all the minions on a
cricket kill'in spreeeee. hehehehe
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Queen Zaspada |
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Posts: 129 10/17/08 09:35
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NOOOOOO! Don't touch my crickets... those are mine yah big bullies.
 *pets her
crickets and grinzzz*
'ah ha' you got one of those spinals that pregnant women get while they're in labor. Its only temporary while they gave you those shots I'm sure. Are you just suffering a little inflamation or is this serious? Are they getting you ready for some kind of surgery? |
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Lord Fireforge |
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Posts: 1652 10/17/08 09:54 Hotfingers Fireforge |
No, I had surgery on my L-5 in about 2000, but now I have one protruding disc and one that is ruptured. I have no interest in surgery again, I can fix this
with my therapy, I just needed something for the pain. It was fucking killing me to no end. So that's where I'm at now.
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Queen Zaspada |
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Posts: 129 10/17/08 11:59
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awww you poor thing *hugs him gently* you'll always be in my prayers hon. Well, at least you'll get a few days of relief this week. Take it easy now.
Let those girls do all the work.
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Lord Fireforge |
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Posts: 1652 10/17/08 08:12 Hotfingers Fireforge |
Thanks I am going to let them do all the work, hehehehe. In fact my better half picked up The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion, it also includes the Knights of the
Nine & Shivering Isles (OJ was that the right one?) I have not opened up the package as of yet because I've still been doing alot of work for the Beat
Within, and my time has just been super crazy. The good thing with the beat is I can do all my work on my lap top and chill on the sofa, so my back wont kill
me after a few minutes of sitting.
OJ, I know I just asked above but is [The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion, it also includes the Knights of the Nine & Shivering Isles] the right Oblivion? I didn't know if there were several games out there or not. I told her not to buy it, but, she's just out'o control and did any way. *smirks*
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Ojame |
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Posts: 140 10/17/08 09:02
The wild one in disguise
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Howdy chief!
I knew your back was all outta whack (I'm fully aware that I'm a poet) but I didn't know it had you so out of commission! Have you been working at all? Speaking of work, today is my last day with my company in Virginia. w00t. It's been so long coming. To answer your follow up question, no, I don't currently have another job lined up, but I'm waiting on an offer. *crosses fingers* Sooooooo....you've got Oblivion, do you? What you have is called the Game of the Year Edition....and that kicks ass. Oblivion is the "main game". Shivering Isles and KOTN are 'expansion' packs for the game that adds new content to the 'main game.' Make sense? I'm not sure if when you install Oblivion itself, that the expansion packs get loaded at the same time, but either way, you can choose not to do the expansion packs.....ever. The content will just sit there, waiting for you to activate it....and you can still play Oblivion. I'd recommend concentrating on the main game for a good while. Shivering Isles and KOTN are best experienced with a higher-level character. (Level 20 or higher) But, if you want to poke your head into the Shivering Isles, you can do that too.....but you may get your ass handed to you. 
If you're not busy this Saturday, I could stop in and say hello and get you setup with Oblivion. Plus, I haven't seen you in a dog's age. You know, we never answered that video card question, did we? Well, we can try to install the game and see if your video card is strong enough to handle it. Oblivion is a powerhouse of a game and I'm genuinely curious how your computer will run it. My system is kind of.....hot-rodded.  I'll just need to open up your computer again and determine what kind of
graphics card your machine requires. Depending on the type of video card your machine requires, there's probably a couple places in town we could pick up
a video card on the cheap....so no worries.
*eats cricket* Mmmmmm.....crunchy protein.
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Queen Zaspada |
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Posts: 129 10/18/08 12:20
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*gasps* He's eating my crickets! *cries a river* Make him stop FF!
 *sniffles*
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Lord Fireforge |
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Posts: 1652 10/20/08 08:10 Hotfingers Fireforge |
Fire Forge cast a time stop,
All with in 60 feet of fire are frozen in time for 10 seconds, and in the ten seconds fire forge switches the crickets OJ has with some fresh bacon. Just as he does the switch every thing goes back to normal and no one knows the difference until they see OJ with the bacon, and not the crickets "No crickets Oj, no crickets"
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Ojame |
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Posts: 140 10/20/08 09:14
The wild one in disguise
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*chews bacon*
Sneaky dwarf. 
Art has nothing to do with taste. Art is not there to be tasted. -Max Ernst |
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Queen Zaspada |
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Posts: 129 10/21/08 03:48
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'hehe'
that's better...
*feeds OJ bacon too* I wonder what crickets eat? Be glad its not men with golden Saturned heads.
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Posts: 1652 10/21/08 10:47 Hotfingers Fireforge |
ya, but, ummmmm is he a man? hummmmm. *fire looks at OJ in a new light realizing for the first time he's never actually asked if he was a man or a women.*
He then starts to chuckle thinking how funny that just sounded after all these years.
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Lord Fireforge |
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Posts: 1652 10/21/08 10:48 Hotfingers Fireforge |
I forgot to add,
\ *Does the happy dance, one more day and I get to play Oblivion* Whaooooooooooo
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Queen Zaspada |
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Posts: 129 10/22/08 05:21
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"oooooh really ???" She assumed he/she was a man by the suit but women were suits too. She started looking at 'it' in a completely different
way now. "Just when you thought you knew them...," shakes her head and snickers.
"Oh by the way... I AM a woman! ...in case anyone was wondering." Her eyes search FF for reassurance wondering now if he's really a man but she's afraid to ask. |
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Posts: 1652 10/22/08 09:05 Hotfingers Fireforge |
Fire does a double take at Zasssy when she gives him that look, "Ummmm," grabs his crotch, and shrugs his shoulders. Then looks back at OJ.
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Posts: 129 10/22/08 02:35
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yup, FF's a man... *blushes and looks away*
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Ojame |
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Posts: 140 10/22/08 11:21
The wild one in disguise
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*OJ looks at both Zas and FF with a shrug of his shoulders and drops his pants, revealing absolutely nothing except thin air*
I don't have any parts. I'm sexless. But my persona leans heavily towards Yang. *pulls up pants* I hope that answers any lingering questions. 
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Posts: 71 10/22/08 11:54 |
Did I ever come in at the wrong time lol. Pull those things back up Oj.
*Grins and winks at Zassy.* Oh yeah your defiantly a woman...all woman. 
My thanks to Akevashia for the sig.
Just once in my life,
I think it'd be nice, Just to lose control, just once, With all the pretty flowers in the dust.
Destroyer of Edens
 
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Lord Fireforge |
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Posts: 1652 10/24/08 09:33 Hotfingers Fireforge |
That you did Ahaz. hehehehe,,
Welp, I'm on to Roswell New Mexico. The land of the Aliens. heheheheh , yupper off to Area 56. Heheheheh, I don't even remember the name, I think it was 56, heheheh. Naw, I'm really off to NMMI New Mexico Military Institute.
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Queen Zaspada |
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Posts: 129 10/24/08 01:46
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The question to that Jeopardy answer is....
"What is Area 51?" *winks @ Ahazy-pooh-bear* Millitary institute  ??? Why?
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Ojame |
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Posts: 140 10/24/08 07:50
The wild one in disguise
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Wasn't Roswell home of "Hangar 18"? Or did I just want to find a way to interject Megadeth into the conversation? The world may never know....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79LALnJconQ Welcome to our fortress tall Take some time to show you around Impossible to break these walls For you see the steel is much too strong Computer banks to rule the world Instruments to sight the stars Possibly Ive seen to much Hangar 18 I know too much Foreign life forms inventory Suspended state of cryogenics Selective amnesias the story Believed foretold but who'd suspect The military intelligence Two words combined that cant make sense Possibly Ive seen to much Hangar 18 I know too much
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